Trash talking from our first opponents.............

If a football team are critcised in the newspapers the best way to motivate players is sometimes to plaster the walls of the dressing rooms with the offending press cuttings. Let their words motivate us to victory!

Jammie Dodger Captain Sarah has sent this message to Thursday's team.

"So, on the eve of the Awful Jammie clash I daresay the Awful Dodgers are quivering in their Primark caps.

After a week of build-up and preparation the Jammie Dodgers are fully prepared to take on the so rightfully named Awful Dodgers.

Crumbling with excitement and enthusiasm our team will no doubt take down any dodger that chooses to stand to the challenge. With a wealth of jammy tactics up our sleeves I hope the Awful Dodgers know what they're letting themselves in for...

Awful Dodgers, you're going down and it's going to be one sticky ending!"

I'm rising above it all but if you'd like to respond to Sarah Skyte's comments. Please feel free to do so in limerick form.