Its time for an interview!!!!!!!
As part of The Awful Dodgers attempts to take over the world we will have an on-line presence to coincide with our opening fixture. Exciting stuff!
Player profile:
Name: Jason Coggles
Nickname: Twinkle Toes
Age: more than 30 (.............)
Place of Birth: Somewhere at the end of Felix's foot.
Nationality: English
Profession: Business Travel Consultant
How recruited: Drinks Club
Special Move: The Matrix Swerve
Hi Jason. You triumphantly secured the Dodgers first every victory at the taster session. Left in a 'last man standing' with the odds firmly stacked against you. What was going through your mind?
Aim for the head, protect the balls.
Wow Jason, that's amazing. Thanks for recruiting future Dodgeball Legend Vi Luu to the ranks. You've clearly got an eye for Dodgeball talent. (The AD's Peter Taylor to my Brian Clough.....I'm drunk as I write this). In your opinion what makes a great Dodgeball player?
You have to be very aggressive, ultra competitive and hopefully German.
Dodgeball UK has set its base up in London. Have they they missed a trick by not establishing themselves in your home town of Felixstowe? If you set up a team in Felixstowe what would you call it?
Well parts of the stowe are a bit rough so it would probably result in violence so no trick has been missed there. As for part 2 of the worst question in this interview how about 'Oh we all like to dodge beside the seaside'.?
Having worked for approx. 10 years in the travel industry. Where would you recommend for the 'Awful Dodger's' End of season tour?
If money was no object then an all expenses trip to Vegas. We could follow in the footsteps of not only the dodgeball film gang but also Wayne Rooney and the rest of the England wa*kers that lost us the World Cup again.
Sorry Jason, I've asked you this question before in a different context: We haven't seen your lovely wife since the wedding. Have you killed her again and buried her under yet another patio? If not.....why hasn't she paid any interest in appearing for the 'A. Dodgers'?
My lovely wife is alive and well but will not be appearing in any dodger activities as she believes every time she meets up with you that you are always drunk and trying to hit on her. Fact!
Jason.....it's time for the Awful Dodgers awfully dodgy questions.
What’s the dodgiest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Not strictly eaten but Snake wine in Vietnam. A combination of snakes, scorpions and a dead crow. Apparently it's good for virility and dodgeball.
What’s the dodgiest film you’ve ever seen?
Roadhouse. So awful it ends up being awesome. Patrick Swayze, Rednecks, Kung Fu Fighting and 80's hair do's. What more do you need?
The Artful Dodger was a famous pickpocket. What was the last thing you stole (be honest, within reason!) My wife's heart! (Urgghhh, though as its still within the first year of marriage we'll let this one go Ed.)
Are you familiar with the work of 1990 Brit Pop Band ‘Dodgy'? If not, what would you recommend as the Dodger's theme tune?
Dodgy were a shocking approximation of the time and I wish never to think of them again so maybe we could have the theme tune to the Benny Hill Show?
See Jason in his pre-season training camp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MyT6d4FWpw
On a scale of 1-10. (1 being ‘not at all’, 10 being ‘to the extreme’) How dodgy are you?
I'd say about an 8, aren't all men?
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