.....well at least Jeff has, TWICE.....and once was with 'The Saturdays'*
* = Rest assured we will be taking him aside for a word on Thursday for not telling us.
That's right. If you want to rub shoulders with celebrities there is only one place to go.
Forget the MET bar, stop hanging around outside the BBC..... and if you marry Jordan it will only end in a messy divorce. (I don't need to. I remember our ironing board cover in Gleneagle Road and I've already seen the goods).
(Some of) The Awful Dodger's went on their first team outing to watch POTTED PANTO at the Vaudeville Theatre, The Strand.....have a banana) staring our one and only ringer Mr JEFFERSON TURNER (to now be known as 'Jeffacake' amongst these pages)
Mark: can you thank Charlotte for that comedy gem please?
As reviews go...... this one is glowing and has to be worth at least three dropped catches and two needless outs for JT before we drop him.....(give it three weeks).
I'm not sure how many of you reading this have a 6-9 year old child knocking around.
Perhaps now is the time to catch up with old boy/girls friends...flick through the celebrity pages of HEAT magazine or even realise that that old raffle ticket at the back of your wallet is actually the receipt for the poor child you left in a care home so that you can go travelling Who knows?
Regardless......make sure that next winter you turn up for a performance of Potted Panto at a West End Theatre near you...... (if you live near the West End that is is, otherwise you might want to catch a train to Charing Cross.)
We loved it and here a few quotes to prove it:
"The perfect birthday drink hangover cure. I haven't laughed that much in a theatre before..even at stand up gigs." (S.Barrett, 20011)
"Jeffacake is a legend" (A.Stedman, 2011)
"What do you make the horse poo out of? (Charlotte, aged 8, 2011)
"Why hasn't Prince Charming called me?....I think I've developed an eating disorder." (Princess Fred, 2011)
Wondering what the fuss is about. Check out these links.
Missing Christmas?
http://www.youtube.com/user/DanAndJeffCBBC#p/u/6/P7Xhk8D9L2w
Jack and the Beanstalk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrp1SY-KgH0
Want more?....play for the Awful Dodgers or pay for a ticker you skinflint.
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