v SWAT
v Dodgy Curries
v Rolling Thunder
We're displaying some real girl power this week with all of our 5 lovely ladies putting the guys to shame with their reliability.
1. Steve Barrett
2. Alexandra Bono
3. Will Cheverton
4. Sara Daughtry
5. Karen Jeff
6. Vi Luu
7. Norm Singhavon
8. Jeffacake Turner
9. Kyla Winter
Good luck everyone. The relegation battle starts here.
The Awful Dodgers.... London's Premier Dodgeball team.
Tuesday, 8 March 2011
Monday, 28 February 2011
Look Mum I'm on Youtube and I'm not even getting happy slapped by a hoodie!
David's been working very hard to put an advert together for Dodgeball UK and it looks great! Some of us even star in it!
Can I ask people to help spread the word of David's good work by publishing it on Facebook, Twitter or any dubious chat rooms you might use.
Luckily the filming was done on a week when we actually won some games and not the week we got mugged by Any Given Thursday.
Don't get me started on that!
Saturday, 5 February 2011
Archive: 2010 First Season results
Week 1: 9 September
No Fixtures
Week 2: 16 September
v The Jammie Dodgers Won 2-0
v The Opium Addicted China Men Won 2-0
v Can’t Dodge This Won 2-0
Week 3: 23 September
v Bad Balls Lost 0-2
v SWAT Lost 0-2
v Jammie Dodgers Lost 1-2
Week 4: 30 September
No Fixtures
Week 5: 7 October
No Fixtures
Week 6: 14 October
No Fixtures
Week 7: 21 October
v Ausweichan Kugel Lost 0-2
v Dick 'n' Balls Lost 0-2
v Ausweichen Kugel Lost 1-2
Week 8: 28 October
No Fixtures
Week 9: 4 November
v Bad Balls Won 2-1
v SWAT Lost 0-2
v Opium Addicted China Men Won 2-1
Week 10: 11 November
v Dick 'n' Balls Won 2-0 (Walkover)
v Can't Dodge This Won 2-1
Week 11: 18 November
One Set Wonder night -
v First Timers Won 1-0
v The Hothams Won 1-0
v Danger Moose Draw
v De Capita Lost 0-1
FINALS NIGHT: 2ND DECEMBER
v Danger Moose Won 2-1
v First Timers Won 2-0
v SWAT Lost 0-2
Semi-Final
v Ball Busters Lost 0-2
No Fixtures
Week 2: 16 September
v The Jammie Dodgers Won 2-0
v The Opium Addicted China Men Won 2-0
v Can’t Dodge This Won 2-0
Week 3: 23 September
v Bad Balls Lost 0-2
v SWAT Lost 0-2
v Jammie Dodgers Lost 1-2
Week 4: 30 September
No Fixtures
Week 5: 7 October
No Fixtures
Week 6: 14 October
No Fixtures
Week 7: 21 October
v Ausweichan Kugel Lost 0-2
v Dick 'n' Balls Lost 0-2
v Ausweichen Kugel Lost 1-2
Week 8: 28 October
No Fixtures
Week 9: 4 November
v Bad Balls Won 2-1
v SWAT Lost 0-2
v Opium Addicted China Men Won 2-1
Week 10: 11 November
v Dick 'n' Balls Won 2-0 (Walkover)
v Can't Dodge This Won 2-1
Week 11: 18 November
One Set Wonder night -
v First Timers Won 1-0
v The Hothams Won 1-0
v Danger Moose Draw
v De Capita Lost 0-1
FINALS NIGHT: 2ND DECEMBER
v Danger Moose Won 2-1
v First Timers Won 2-0
v SWAT Lost 0-2
Semi-Final
v Ball Busters Lost 0-2
Thursday, 13 January 2011
Awful Dodger appears on Blue Peter........
.....well at least Jeff has, TWICE.....and once was with 'The Saturdays'*
* = Rest assured we will be taking him aside for a word on Thursday for not telling us.
That's right. If you want to rub shoulders with celebrities there is only one place to go.
Forget the MET bar, stop hanging around outside the BBC..... and if you marry Jordan it will only end in a messy divorce. (I don't need to. I remember our ironing board cover in Gleneagle Road and I've already seen the goods).
(Some of) The Awful Dodger's went on their first team outing to watch POTTED PANTO at the Vaudeville Theatre, The Strand.....have a banana) staring our one and only ringer Mr JEFFERSON TURNER (to now be known as 'Jeffacake' amongst these pages)
Mark: can you thank Charlotte for that comedy gem please?
As reviews go...... this one is glowing and has to be worth at least three dropped catches and two needless outs for JT before we drop him.....(give it three weeks).
I'm not sure how many of you reading this have a 6-9 year old child knocking around.
Perhaps now is the time to catch up with old boy/girls friends...flick through the celebrity pages of HEAT magazine or even realise that that old raffle ticket at the back of your wallet is actually the receipt for the poor child you left in a care home so that you can go travelling Who knows?
Regardless......make sure that next winter you turn up for a performance of Potted Panto at a West End Theatre near you...... (if you live near the West End that is is, otherwise you might want to catch a train to Charing Cross.)
We loved it and here a few quotes to prove it:
"The perfect birthday drink hangover cure. I haven't laughed that much in a theatre before..even at stand up gigs." (S.Barrett, 20011)
"Jeffacake is a legend" (A.Stedman, 2011)
"What do you make the horse poo out of? (Charlotte, aged 8, 2011)
"Why hasn't Prince Charming called me?....I think I've developed an eating disorder." (Princess Fred, 2011)
Wondering what the fuss is about. Check out these links.
Missing Christmas?
http://www.youtube.com/user/DanAndJeffCBBC#p/u/6/P7Xhk8D9L2w
Jack and the Beanstalk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrp1SY-KgH0
Want more?....play for the Awful Dodgers or pay for a ticker you skinflint.
* = Rest assured we will be taking him aside for a word on Thursday for not telling us.
That's right. If you want to rub shoulders with celebrities there is only one place to go.
Forget the MET bar, stop hanging around outside the BBC..... and if you marry Jordan it will only end in a messy divorce. (I don't need to. I remember our ironing board cover in Gleneagle Road and I've already seen the goods).
(Some of) The Awful Dodger's went on their first team outing to watch POTTED PANTO at the Vaudeville Theatre, The Strand.....have a banana) staring our one and only ringer Mr JEFFERSON TURNER (to now be known as 'Jeffacake' amongst these pages)
Mark: can you thank Charlotte for that comedy gem please?
As reviews go...... this one is glowing and has to be worth at least three dropped catches and two needless outs for JT before we drop him.....(give it three weeks).
I'm not sure how many of you reading this have a 6-9 year old child knocking around.
Perhaps now is the time to catch up with old boy/girls friends...flick through the celebrity pages of HEAT magazine or even realise that that old raffle ticket at the back of your wallet is actually the receipt for the poor child you left in a care home so that you can go travelling Who knows?
Regardless......make sure that next winter you turn up for a performance of Potted Panto at a West End Theatre near you...... (if you live near the West End that is is, otherwise you might want to catch a train to Charing Cross.)
We loved it and here a few quotes to prove it:
"The perfect birthday drink hangover cure. I haven't laughed that much in a theatre before..even at stand up gigs." (S.Barrett, 20011)
"Jeffacake is a legend" (A.Stedman, 2011)
"What do you make the horse poo out of? (Charlotte, aged 8, 2011)
"Why hasn't Prince Charming called me?....I think I've developed an eating disorder." (Princess Fred, 2011)
Wondering what the fuss is about. Check out these links.
Missing Christmas?
http://www.youtube.com/user/DanAndJeffCBBC#p/u/6/P7Xhk8D9L2w
Jack and the Beanstalk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrp1SY-KgH0
Want more?....play for the Awful Dodgers or pay for a ticker you skinflint.
Monday, 10 January 2011
2011 Fixture List
Fixture list:
Week 1: 13 Jan -
v Any Given Thursday
v SWAT
v Ball Busters
Week 2: 20 Jan -
v Opium Addicted Chinamen
v TBC 8
v TBC 9
No matches on 27 Jan or 3 Feb due to venue closure
Week 3: 10 Feb - no scheduled fixtures
Week 4: 17 Feb
v TBC 7
v Any Given Thursday
v TBC 8
Week 5: 24 Feb - no scheduled matches
Week 6: 3 Mar - no scheduled matches
Week 7: 10 Mar -
v SWAT
v TBC 7
v TBC 10
Week 8: 17 Mar – no matches
Week 9: 24 Mar
v Jammie Dodgers 'A'
v Ball Busters
v TBC 10
Week 10: 31 Mar
v Jammie Dodgers 'A'
v Opium Addicted Chinamen
v TBC 9
Week 11: (ONE SET WONDER – ALL TEAMS!) 7 April
Week 12: FINALS AND PLAY-OFFS NIGHT - Date TBC
Week 1: 13 Jan -
v Any Given Thursday
v SWAT
v Ball Busters
Week 2: 20 Jan -
v Opium Addicted Chinamen
v TBC 8
v TBC 9
No matches on 27 Jan or 3 Feb due to venue closure
Week 3: 10 Feb - no scheduled fixtures
Week 4: 17 Feb
v TBC 7
v Any Given Thursday
v TBC 8
Week 5: 24 Feb - no scheduled matches
Week 6: 3 Mar - no scheduled matches
Week 7: 10 Mar -
v SWAT
v TBC 7
v TBC 10
Week 8: 17 Mar – no matches
Week 9: 24 Mar
v Jammie Dodgers 'A'
v Ball Busters
v TBC 10
Week 10: 31 Mar
v Jammie Dodgers 'A'
v Opium Addicted Chinamen
v TBC 9
Week 11: (ONE SET WONDER – ALL TEAMS!) 7 April
Week 12: FINALS AND PLAY-OFFS NIGHT - Date TBC
Friday, 26 November 2010
FINALS NIGHT GROUPS ANNOUNCED: 2nd December 2010
3 matches (best of 3).
Winner of group qualifies for final to play fellow group winner.
Group Patches
SWAT
The First Timers
Danger Moose
The Awful Dodgers
Group Chuck
Ball Busters
Ausweichen Kugel
The Opium Addicted Chinamen
The Postmen
Winner of group qualifies for final to play fellow group winner.
Group Patches
SWAT
The First Timers
Danger Moose
The Awful Dodgers
Group Chuck
Ball Busters
Ausweichen Kugel
The Opium Addicted Chinamen
The Postmen
Tuesday, 23 November 2010
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